ask-lilcal:

UH HUH.

[ I’m gonna make this blog humanlike-Cal all the time for the sole reason that omfg its so hard to play as regular Cal goodness

like people could magic anon him into a complete doll but yeah its gonna be human baby Cal now]

torchinggoddess:

needahug 

need a drink 

yeah

beer would be nice 

=> You materialize onto her back and swing slightly, a comfortingly lukewarm breeze felt throughout the room. Seeing her like this wasn’t nice, and the least you could do is try to be there. If she wasn’t in the mood she could always take you off, you can take a hint, but no harm in trying the comfort thing.

torchinggoddess:

unsettledmarionette:

=> You stand up as straight as you can, rocking back and forth slightly on your big sneakers. Your gloved fingers wiggle excitedly when Davica grabs her controller to set up the game. 

Hee hee hee maaaybe not~! You never know, I could be a secret master!

=> You raise your hands in front of you, clenching them into fists like a real warrior. Ready to fight for the bragging rights that came with winning a game of simulated bowling. 

oh yeah well we’ll see about that now wont we

*Once everything is set up, and your hand can become the controller. You set up multiplayer and stepped out of the way so Cal could take his turn. The lanes were set up, and a bright orange ball appeared on the screen. You worried he would get too into it and end up falling off the table. So, just to be safe you spotted behind, ready to grab him if he started tumbling forward. Just like a child. It helped you get over the fact you could never have your own.*

Mhm!

=> You patiently wait for her to set it up before flinging your arms around, taking your turn fabulously. Everything is set up, and you take our first turn. You end up with a spare after almost falling off the coffee table. Was it worth it? Yes. 

Haa haa, it’s your tuuuurn!

highbloodhipster:

torchinggoddess:

,jidsmidmifjdijfijij 

not

fucking

moving 

Eridan came up from the kitchen, looking at her on the floor with a cocked eyebrow, though honestly not all that surprised. He set his cup of coffee down and picks her up, and places her back in bed, where he sits on his side. He takes a sip of the coffee still looking at her slightly puzzled.

And why may I ask where you on the floor love?

=> Suddenly, puppets watching.

=> Eridan.

=> Eridaaaan.

=> Dont be a bag of dicks ok.

=> Ok bye. 

=> You disappear.